GET ERECT.

When I explored running for president with my dear friend Coolio, I saw first-hand the importance of American Democracy. Voting allows Americans to express their fantasies for America and make those dreams a reality.

This Erection Season is one of the most important on record.

Everyone deserves the right to express their opinion. As an empowered woman and lover of freedom, I want to do my small part to incite you to get out of bed, get erect, and vote. 

Don’t take this lying down, seated, or flaccid.

Log onto your computer like you’re getting ready to jack off. In between watching one of my videos, check out your state’s voter website. Each state follows its own voting procedures. For information about your state, visit Vote.org or your state’s official website. Make your plan for Erection Day. 

If someone tries to cockblock you from exercising your democratic rights, call the Voter Protection Hotline at 1-866-687-8683.

It’s your right to get erect, so think hard and vote this Erection Season.